Hiro: Oh hey look, some girl"s clothes I don"t know. I better take these panties for no reason just in ca-
*High Pitched Scream*
Papa: Rejoice, children! You are the chosen ones who will protect your trang chủ in this post-apocalyptic world against the klax-
Guy-In-Audience: You mean lượt thích Evangelion?
Papa: Who said that!?
Guy-In-Audience: I did!
*Gunshot*
Papa: I swear to god if one more person compares this show lớn fucking Evangelion, I will kill every last one of you!
For the LAST TIME. This is nothing like Evangel-
Intercom: This place is under attack!
Hiro: Yeah, I"m gonna find another female partner
Naomi: Fine then!
What!? You think in the real world your perfect girl will just come falling out of the sk-
*Perfect girl falling out of the sky noises*
Zero-Two: Hey you, want to help me "bang" this robot?
Hiro: You mean "pilot" this robot?
Zero-Two: I know what I said.
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*Explosions, transformation noises*
Zero-Two: From now on, you are my da~
-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
-aaaaaaaaarling.
Darling: My name"s Hiro, you know.
Zero-Two: I know what I said.
Hiro: Let me introduce you khổng lồ our team: The Cuck Squad!
Ichigo: You can join our team as long as you remember that *I"m* the best girl of the show, right guys?
Guys?
*Half-hearted agreement*
You think I"m best girl, don"t you Hiro?
Goro: Well, *I* think you"re best gir-
Ichigo: "Cause I don"t care about anyone"s opinion but yours!
Goro in the distance: Oh. Okay. I guess I"ll just go friend-zone myself then.
That"s not an operative term for masturbate.
Nana: Whatever, time khổng lồ fight some monsters!
Goro: So no-one besides me thinks this control scheme"s a bit weird.
Ichigo: Why would anything about this be weird?
Now spank me hard & I"ll shout out daddy lớn get the engine started.
Nana: Does anyone not have a partner khổng lồ ride?
Hiro: They"re not letting me ride with Zero-Two!
Zero-Two: Oh~ You want lớn ride me, bởi vì you?
Hiro: Oh god, I want to ride you so bad.
Zero-Two: You want khổng lồ ride me hard?
Hiro: Yes, so hard!
Zero-Two: All right then, big boy; let"s vì chưng it.
*Hiro making jet plane sounds*
*Hiro-Machine gun*
*Hiro continues with the jet plane sounds*
Zero-Two: You know, when I said you can ride me, I didn"t mean-
Hiro: Not now, too busy riding you!
*Hiro has unloaded all the payload of the jet*
Zero-Two: Look, how about we get on with fighting monsters lượt thích this show"s actually meant to be-
Hey look, a beach!
Hiro: Oh boy! You know what that means?
Mitsuru: Hey Hiro, bởi vì you remember that time when...
Young Mitsuru: Hiro, you"re my best friend. Promise you"ll never forget?
Young Hiro: I promise I"ll never forget!
Mitsuru: vày you remember?
Hiro: Nope.
Futoshi: Hey Kokoro, vì you remember that time when...
Past Futoshi: Promise we"ll be partners forever?
Past Kokoro: I promise we"ll be partners forever!
Kokoro: Nope!
Futoshi: But that was literally five minutes ago!
Kokoro: Oh yeah... Of course we"ll be partners forever.
Futoshi: Phew, For a second I was afraid that-
Kokoro: Hey Mitsuru, wanna be my partner?
Futoshi in the distance: Kokoro, what the fuck?!
Ichigo: You see, I"ve always thought of you as a brother.
Hiro: You mean like the normal kind or the anime kind?
Ichi-NO: The anime kind.
Hiro: Argh, ew! EW!
Don"t you have anyone else that likes you anyway?
Ichigo: Well, now that you mention it...
Goro: So, I think I have feelings for you.
Like... I kind of like you.
I love you. I"m-I"m telling you I love you.
BITCH I"D STRANGLE A HUNDRED BABIES JUST lớn HAVE A SINGLE DAY WITH YOU!
Ichigo: Yeah, I don"t think so.
...and that"s why everyone thinks I"m best girl of this show!
Zero Two: Yeah, okay, whatever.
Ichigo: Look, I just want to ask you one thing. Just promise not to hurt Hiro, okay?
Zero-Two: Uhh, can you say that again?Ichigo: Was I not clear?
Zero-Two: No sorry, the aspect ratio keeps changing, so I have no idea what"s going on.
Ichigo: Is this better? Zero-Two: Yeah, that"s better.
Ichigo: Just promise not to hurt Hiro, okay?
Zero-Two: *Sigh* I promise I won"t hurt Hiro.
I"LL FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Hiro"s Thoughts: Well, looks like my life is flashing before my eyes now.
Young Hiro: Hey look! Is that a new Pokemon?
*Baby Zero-Two"s adorable baby sounds*
Hiro"s Thoughts: Oh no, she"s too cute... MUST... SUPPRESS...
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THE HNNNGGG...
*Baby Zero-Two crying*
*Hiro breathes in*
*Hiro breathes out*
*Hiro breathes in*
HHHHHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG
Female Newscaster: Scientists are investigating a worldwide epidemic causing sudden heart attacks. The cause is still unknown.
Zero-Two: So you were my darling all along! Now we can always be together!
Ichigo: You"re never being together again!
Zero-Two: Just who vị you think you are?
Ichigo: Ichigo!Zero-Two: Ichigo? More lượt thích Ichi-
HOE GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FACE BEFORE I SMACK THE xanh RIGHT OUT OF YOUR DISCOUNT REM HAIRCUT!
Ichigo: Just try it!
Zero-Two: Oh, you"re gonna stop me?Ichigo: Y-Yeah.
Zero-Two: What"cha gonna do? phối your ten existing fanboys on me?
Ichi-Fanboy: Hey, there are actually like... 12 of us, you know
Ichigo: Oh yeah? Well, Zero-Two...
more lượt thích Zero...Poo!
Goro: ooooOOOH ROASTED!
Zero-Poo: Bitch, what"d you say lớn me!?Ichi-hoe: You heard me!
Zero-Two: You know what?! Why bởi vì you Ichigo-fuck yourself!
Ichigo: Hiro doesn"t want khổng lồ see you!
Zero-Two: Yes, he does!Ichigo: I"ll stop him!
Zero-Two: I"d like to see you try!
*collective sounds of the internet"s reaction to lớn this*
*collective sounds of the internet"s reaction lớn this**basically riot sounds.*
Ichigo: haha jk, eveything"s sorted now! There was no reason lớn panic!
*Fire crackling, sirens*
Hiro: Well this is awkward.
Hiro: *Incoherent babbling*Zero-Two: *Incoherent babbling*
Hiro và Zero-Two: *Incoherent crying & screaming*
Zero-Two: Well, that"s my character done for the rest of the series! Who else wants some development?
Kokoro: I do! I want khổng lồ make a baby!
Mitsuru: Uh, how bởi vì we vị that?
Kokoro: Apparently, I just blow your crotch which makes a bone, & then you stick that bone between my legs and pee.
Mitsuru: Okay, but there are two dangly balls down there too... Bởi I stick them in as well?
Kokoro: Probably. Better put everything in just to lớn be safe.
Mitsuru: That was amazing!
Kokoro: Yeah! and now, you can look forward lớn paying a lifetime"s worth of child support!
*Mitsuru and Kokoro laughing*
Mitsuru: What"s child support?
Kokoro: I"d like to declare that we"re getting married!
Futoshi: *Whining* But Kokoro why am I not the one you"re getting married with?
Mitsuru: Ha! Futoshi, you couldn"t fuck your way out of a wet dream.
Ichigo: Aww, this is beautiful. And look, even Futoshi"s keeping it together!
*Futoshi crying on the inside*
Futoshi"s Thoughts: What is the point of living anymore!?
SWAT: Stop! You are under arrest for the illegal spreading of cooties!
Hiro: Papa, did you really arrest them for spreading cooties?
Papa: Spreading what?
Hiro: Cooties! You know? That thing you spread when two people kiss & rub their bodies together?
*Papa and the rest of APE laughing*
Papa: Son. At our age, we just gọi that chlamydia.
Zorome: Just tell us how much longer we have to vì this!
Papa: Dr. Franxx"s been around since the beginning so he can tell you everything.
APE Executive: So doctor, why did you thiết kế the Franxx"s piloting system khổng lồ resemble two people having anal sex?
Franxx: Well, you see the Franxx are actually Klaxosaurs. Through experimentation, we found the strain on a single pilot is too much
So we needed to lớn implement a dual-pilot system with male-female pairs. Thus spreading the load for each individual.
It is all perfectly scientific.
APE: Okay... Well, why did you design the Franxx"s piloting system lớn resemble two people having anal sex.
Franxx: Yes.
Klaxosaur Princess: I"ll take over from here!
Hiro: Who are you?
Klaxosaur Princess: You may call me the Klaxosaur Princess!
Hiro: I will điện thoại tư vấn you Zero-Blue
Zero-Blue: I"m here to fight against the true enemy. The one that"s been beneath our noses this entire time.
You thought we were the bad guys. But in reality... It"s...
ALIENS!
Everyone: What
Nine-Alpha: You fuckin" what, mate?
Hachi: Nani?!
Goro: What are you, fucking morons?
Hiro: But why?
Zero-Blue: Because Trigger!
Hiro: Ohhhhhh, that makes sense.
Zero-Blue: No it doesn"t.Hiro: No it doesn"t.
*Lasers & explosions*
Zero-Two: Don"t worry, I can take over!
*More lasers & explosions*
Hiro: You did it, Zero-Two!
Zero-Two?
: Zero-Two.exe has stopped working :
Goro: Zero-Two"s out of commission, we can"t grow any food & we"re running out of fresh water. What"s the plan?
Hiro: I"m going to lớn space!
Goro: Okay... I"ll pretend for a moment that we"re all desperately trying to not starve to death & keep humanity from the brink of extinction
But please. Tell us what"s so important that you need lớn abandon us khổng lồ fuck off into space.
Hiro: Because I made a pinky promise!
*Punch*
Goro: I have maxed out on handling your shit, Hiro!
Ichigo: No, we"re coming to space too!Hiro: But why?
Goro: Yeah, fucking why?!
Ichigo: Because Trigger!
Hiro: Ohhhhhh, that makes sense.
Ichigo: No it doesn"t. Hiro: No, it doesn"t.
*Everyone laughing*
Goro: This is a stupidest idea I"ve ever heard, and I hope we all die a horrible death.
Hiro: Zero-Two, where are you?!
Zero-Two: Here I am, darling!
Everyone: Zero-Two!
Hiro: Why are you a giant robot now?
Zero-Two: Because Trigger!
Hiro: Ohhhhhhh, that makes sen-
Goro: No! NO! IT"S DOESN"T MAKE SENSE!
WE ARE FLOATING THROUGH SPACE! FIGHTING ALIENS!
WITH A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT-UNICORN-WAIFU! HOW DID WE GET HERE?! HOW?!
ARE NONE OF YOU REMOTELY CONCERNED BY THE ABSURDITIES OF THESE PAST FEW DAYS?!
IS NO ONE GONNA ACKNOWLEDGE THIS?!
Ichigo: You look great, Zero-Two!
Futoshi: Yeah! It"s great to see you again!
Goro: Stop! STOP! DON"T IGNORE ME!
Zero-Two: I think I"ve gained a few pounds since we last saw each other, huh?
*Everyone laughing*
Goro: Why are you laughing!? This isn"t funny! STOP LAUGHING! STOP!
TURN THAT FUCKING HAPPY MUSIC OFF!
WHERE THE HELL IS DR. FRANXX to EXPLAIN EVERYTHING?!
Dr. Franxx: Ahahahaha! I do not understand anything at all!
*Squeaky toy*
Futoshi: Guys, come on! We need khổng lồ help Zero-Two!
Mitsuru: We can get through lớn them with the nguồn of friendship!
Goro: FRIENDSHIP?! These robots run on doggy-style!
Mitsuru: Zero-Two!
*Everyone chanting Zero-Two*
Goro: Is this it? Is this *really* how we"re gonna end it?! The plot holes in this story are so fucking large
I DON"T KNOW IF WE"RE IN SPACE, OR THE GODDAMN WRITER"S ROOM!
DID I SIT THROUGH 24 EPISODES FOR THIS?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ichigo: Now that Hiro"s gone, I can finally be with you.
Goro: Alright, I guess it wasn"t that bad.
Zero-Two: Did you enjoy riding me till the end, darling?
Hiro: I sure did Zero-Two. Thank you.
For showing me something so beautiful...
Wait a minute.
It was a sex metaphor this entire time!
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